The Bored Shorts

Sick and tired of watching Michael Phelps celebrate and show off muscles you didn't know existed? Here are some "things" to watch in the final few days of Olympics.






1. Misty May's ass and Kerri Walsh's abs. Good thing this duo plays beach volleyball. The gold medal game vs. China is Thursday night at primetime. May and Walsh both said that they want to start families after the Olympics, so that might be your last day to watch this duo at their "finest."



2. Caitlin Lowe's legs. The good news is that softball probably has two games left. The even better news: Lowe is a staple in center field and Team USA does not wear baseball pants. And that's a very good thing.



3. Logan Tom in a volleyball uniform. Yes, she went to Stanford, but she is for sure an exception. Plus, she is so good that she never comes out of the game. YES! (Next game on Tuesday at 7 AM.)



4. Heather Mitts...yes this is a soccer player. She's number 2. It's definitely worth watching a women's soccer game for a few close ups of her.

A few we missed due to injury or they already competed: Chellsie Memmel, Ana Ivanovic, Maria Sharapova, Nastia Liukin (in pink).

Now for a few to try to avoid to watch on HDTV:

Crystl Bustos and Stacey Nuveman (softball): The Designated Hitter and Catcher, respectively. 'Nuff said.

Brenda Villa (Water Polo): She's one of the best in the world, but listed at 5'4" 165. Great for scoring goals, but that's about it.

Candace Parker (Basketball): If you like them at 6'6" with ripped biceps, move this under the "best" category. A beast and one of the best...but not for this list.